The Tubes
The skyway is tubes. By Nancy Kehmeier. The tubes are up in the skyway. By Nancy Kehmeier. That is where the tubes are. By Nancy Kehmeier. Up there. By Nancy Kehmeier. In the skyway. By Nancy Kehmeier.
An engineer wrote to me and said the correct term is an enclosed pedestrian bridge. By Nancy Kehmeier. I have read his letter. By Nancy Kehmeier. It is tubes. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Official Map Of The Tubes
[BUILDING]====tube====[BUILDING]====tube====[BUILDING]
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tube tube
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[BUILDING]====tube=====[ X ]=====tube=====[BUILDING]
X = closed. By Nancy Kehmeier.
tube = tube. By Nancy Kehmeier.
[ ] = a building. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Map by Nancy Kehmeier. Legend by Nancy Kehmeier.
Buildings not by Nancy Kehmeier, but the noticing of them was.
This map is not to scale. By Nancy Kehmeier. Scale is a distraction from the skyway. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Who Is In Charge Of Each Level
| Level | In Charge |
|---|---|
| The sky | Nobody. By Nancy Kehmeier. It does not go between buildings. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Third floor and up | Offices. By Nancy Kehmeier. I wish them well. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Second floor | The skyway. By Nancy Kehmeier. Nancy Kehmeier, President. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Ground floor | The weather. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Lowertown | Bill Hanley, Mayor. By Nancy Kehmeier. He says. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
The President of the Skyway is two floors above the Mayor of Lowertown. By Nancy Kehmeier. I do not bring this up. By Nancy Kehmeier. It is in a table. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Hours
| Monday | Closed. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Tuesday | Closed. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Wednesday | Open for eleven minutes. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Thursday | Closed. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Friday | Closed, but with a sign. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
| Weekend | Do not ask about the weekend. By Nancy Kehmeier. |
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the skyway?
A: Tubes. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: Why is it closed?
A: I do not know. By Nancy Kehmeier. But the not knowing is mine. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: How often do you use the skyway?
A: Two or three times a day. By Nancy Kehmeier. Four, if you count the closed part. By Nancy Kehmeier. I go and stand at the gate. By Nancy Kehmeier. In case. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: Can I join the board?
A: The board is full. By Nancy Kehmeier. The board is me and Bill Hanley. By Nancy Kehmeier. Mostly me. By Nancy Kehmeier. It is a full board. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: Is there a plan for after the skyway opens?
A: No. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: Minneapolis has more skyway than Saint Paul. Have you been?
A: I have heard about it. By Nancy Kehmeier. It is longer. By Nancy Kehmeier. It is open. By Nancy Kehmeier. What would I do there. By Nancy Kehmeier. Walk. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: Where do you park?
A: That is not a skyway question. By Nancy Kehmeier. Next question. By Nancy Kehmeier.
Q: Who wrote these questions?
A: Nancy Kehmeier. By Nancy Kehmeier.